New Presidential Theme song???

[Puns McKenna]

Presidential Theme Song

"Take The Wrong Way Home"


So you think you're a President
Playing a part in a picture show
Take the long way home
Take the wrong way home

'Cause you're the joke of the nation too
Why should you care if you're feeling good?
Take the long way home
Take the wrong way home

But there are times that you feel you're part of the scenery
All the greenery is comin' down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you're part of the furniture
Oh, it's peculiar, she used to be so nice

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home
Take the wrong way home

You never see what you want to see
Forever playing to the DNC
You take the long way home

Take the wrong way home

And when you're up on the stage, it's so unreadable
Unforgettable, how they deplore you
But then your wife seems to think you're losing your sanity
Oh, calamity, is there no way out?

Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be for you to grow, boy
When you look through the years and see what you could have done
Oh, what you might have been if you'd had more time

So, when the day comes to stepping down
Who's to blame if you're not around?
You took the long way home
You took the wrong way home

You took the wrong way home
You took the wrong way home
You took the wrong way home
...

It's very rare that I get the inspiration to mutilate my favorite songs, but when I do they seem to be...shall we say...weird.

[Motown Scrapper]

That is a fitting rework of the lyrics.