Post by Motown Scrapper on Jul 1, 2008 15:11:19 GMT -5
You can call me "Great White Hunter" I had come out in the Yard to touch base with my roommate before he went to do a plumbing job for a neighbor that livves in a rental house that belongs to one of the landlords we work for a coulpe doors down across the street, when another neighbor came to maeasking if I had animal trap to get a large rat that broke rat traps.... I don't ...but I do have this big machete with a 22 inch blade and when they informed me that it was under their entertainment center, I figured that I knew just how to deal with the problem. So I go across the street and get my machete well that entertainment center is like major heavy even taking stuff off it it was not easy to move I tried at first so jam the blade under neath but could not get a good angle because of the wal finally I put the machete down and pick up the thing and heaved it back ...At this point the rat comes boiling out aand takes off finds another place to hide under a china hutch before I could reach the machete ...that place was a bit more open. I could get the blade under there...and did so it flushed out and ran for the kitchen...I have free swinging room now about a half doven swipes and I nailed the thing cutting it's throat from the side and severing the spine. She said it was the biggest Rat she had ever seen...and I believe herb because it was the biggest I had ever seen about the size of a 7 ounce Corona bottle. I was so hyped up on adrenaline it took about five minutes for my breathing to slow down...But the ladys now consider me their hero and I got 4 expreiance points for killing the rat. Incedently I work for her landlord too.
