Post by Munchkinman on Feb 13, 2007 13:24:25 GMT -5
How many Word of Blake fanatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the light bulb and 11 to chant the purification prayers.
How many ComStar Adepts does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the light bulb and 5 to fill out the necessary paperwork. The other six are actually Word of Blake secret agents who are responsible for the light bulb’s premature end of life.
How many Draconis Combiners does it take to change a light bulb?
Patience, Grasshopper. When the light bulb is ready, the change will come.
How many Lyrans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But during the whole time he is changing it, he will complain that the burning out of the bulb is a violation of the FedCom alliance and the his forced labor in its replacement is cause for Lyran succession.
How many Free World Leaguers does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends. Does the light bulb really need to be changed? Maybe it was oppressed. Maybe it was manufactured in an unhealthy environment. Perhaps we should enact legislation to protect the rights of light bulbs everywhere.
How many Canopians does it take to change a light bulb?
The lights are out? Party on dude!
How many Taurians does it take to change a light bulb?
Change the light bulb? You would like that, wouldn’t you? Let’s not overlook why the light has burned out. This is obviously a Federated Suns plot to cause an uprising amongst the light bulbs across the entire Taurian Concordant. No, we are not ready to change this light bulb just yet. It has some very difficult questions to answer first. Bring out the rubber hose, boys.
How many Capellans does it take to change a light bulb?
Fear not Citizen. Unlike the evil imperialistic nations, the Capellan Confederation does not discard it lights bulbs after they have given their best. Although your light may have dimmed, do not despair. There will always be a place in Capellan society for those brave and loyal light bulbs who once burned so bright. Now join these fine Maskirovka agents so that they may escort you to the nearest re-education camp so that you may begin your new life in faithful service to the Confederation.
How many Federated Sunners does it take to change a light bulb?
A lot. It takes an entire Regimental Combat Team, consisting of full Battlemech, Conventional, Infantry and Aerospace support. Once assembled, the RCT attacks the nearest Capellan world, drives the legitimate government into exile, and commits atrocious war crimes to subdue the population. With the populous quelled, one poor citizen is selected at random and flown back to the accursed Fedrats home world, where, against all known interstellar laws, the poor citizen is forced at gunpoint to change the light bulb.
How many Outworlders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ha! In the Outworlds Alliance, we don’t change light bulbs! They never burn out!
Because, you know, we don’t have any electricity.
Twelve. One to change the light bulb and 11 to chant the purification prayers.
How many ComStar Adepts does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the light bulb and 5 to fill out the necessary paperwork. The other six are actually Word of Blake secret agents who are responsible for the light bulb’s premature end of life.
How many Draconis Combiners does it take to change a light bulb?
Patience, Grasshopper. When the light bulb is ready, the change will come.
How many Lyrans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But during the whole time he is changing it, he will complain that the burning out of the bulb is a violation of the FedCom alliance and the his forced labor in its replacement is cause for Lyran succession.
How many Free World Leaguers does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends. Does the light bulb really need to be changed? Maybe it was oppressed. Maybe it was manufactured in an unhealthy environment. Perhaps we should enact legislation to protect the rights of light bulbs everywhere.
How many Canopians does it take to change a light bulb?
The lights are out? Party on dude!
How many Taurians does it take to change a light bulb?
Change the light bulb? You would like that, wouldn’t you? Let’s not overlook why the light has burned out. This is obviously a Federated Suns plot to cause an uprising amongst the light bulbs across the entire Taurian Concordant. No, we are not ready to change this light bulb just yet. It has some very difficult questions to answer first. Bring out the rubber hose, boys.
How many Capellans does it take to change a light bulb?
Fear not Citizen. Unlike the evil imperialistic nations, the Capellan Confederation does not discard it lights bulbs after they have given their best. Although your light may have dimmed, do not despair. There will always be a place in Capellan society for those brave and loyal light bulbs who once burned so bright. Now join these fine Maskirovka agents so that they may escort you to the nearest re-education camp so that you may begin your new life in faithful service to the Confederation.
How many Federated Sunners does it take to change a light bulb?
A lot. It takes an entire Regimental Combat Team, consisting of full Battlemech, Conventional, Infantry and Aerospace support. Once assembled, the RCT attacks the nearest Capellan world, drives the legitimate government into exile, and commits atrocious war crimes to subdue the population. With the populous quelled, one poor citizen is selected at random and flown back to the accursed Fedrats home world, where, against all known interstellar laws, the poor citizen is forced at gunpoint to change the light bulb.
How many Outworlders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ha! In the Outworlds Alliance, we don’t change light bulbs! They never burn out!
Because, you know, we don’t have any electricity.
