Post by Munchkinman on Oct 24, 2006 12:50:34 GMT -5
1 What does the average Texas player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
2 What do you get when you put 32 Baylor cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
3 How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
4 How do you get a University of Oklahoma graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
5 How do you know if a Nebraska football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
6 Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7 What are the longest three years of a University Of Kansas football player's life?
His freshman year.
8 How many Missouri freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None----that's a sophomore course.
9 Where was O J headed in the white bronco?
Manhattan Kansas. He knew that the police would never look at KSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
10 Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
Drool.
2 What do you get when you put 32 Baylor cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
3 How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
4 How do you get a University of Oklahoma graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
5 How do you know if a Nebraska football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
6 Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7 What are the longest three years of a University Of Kansas football player's life?
His freshman year.
8 How many Missouri freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None----that's a sophomore course.
9 Where was O J headed in the white bronco?
Manhattan Kansas. He knew that the police would never look at KSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
10 Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
