the reeaaally groan-worthy jokes thread

[Cozmic]

fueled by boredom
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Two cracked eggs fiund themselves in a frying pan.
The first egg said "man, it's getting so frickin' hot in here!"
to which the other egg replied
"Holy crap, a talking egq!"

Two moose were sitting in a sauna.
One moose said "It's hot in here"
and the ohter moose said "yup"

Once upon a time, there was a blueberry.
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can you tell I'm not the most amused right now?

[Munchkinman]

Hey, I heard a similar joke on TV just recently!

The egg one. Not the moose or blueberry ones.

[Mr. Pathetic]

Another groan worthy joke....

A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college, but half way through the
semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They
actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to
talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in
the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls
home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe
this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how
to read!"

"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives.

But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out
the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we
left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the
recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.

Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, i s your daddy still messing' around with
that little redhead who lives in town?' "

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that dog before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.