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Post by macsr01 on Apr 23, 2006 9:10:36 GMT -5
After a long absence, I'm ready to get this ball rolling again. I'm now a Field Training Officer, so me and my rookie are dispatched to a disturbance call. The details say that there's a male on scene rolling around in the street screaming. I was told a long time ago to never assume that what the call details state is actually what is going on and that was never more true than here. My rookie gets the guys info and then the ambulance rolls in and starts to treat him. It was then that I rolled over and actually took a look at him. I looked him over and saw that he had fluorescent Green paint or dye all over his face, hands and in his eyes. OK, my curiosity is starting to get the better of me so I go and start poking around what do I find you ask In the back yard of his house, I find a junker car that has money scattered all over the ground around it. Since I didn't see a money tree anywhere around, I looked closer and found a bank bag and what was left of the dye pack that had exploded in this idiot's face. Not only had we found us a bank robber but we recovered the loot as well. This was a bank job that got pulled a few months back and he had sat on the cash until now and finally decided to spend some of it. Once again, Forest gump has proven himself right with " Stupid is....Blaa Blaa Blaa. " You know the rest.
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Post by Cozmic on Apr 23, 2006 11:05:45 GMT -5
LOL, that's hysterical! And good catch there, Mac!
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Post by Munchkinman on Apr 23, 2006 14:03:14 GMT -5
Nice job. Lock that loser up so that he can't hurt himself.
Good to hear from you again.
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