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Post by Mr. Pathetic on May 2, 2006 17:36:23 GMT -5
My last humor column for the semester.....
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Post by Prillotashekta on May 2, 2006 19:04:22 GMT -5
Another tip: The manner in which you propose will be discussed for the rest of your life. No pressure.
Also: If you have any predelection towards medieval history, do NOT propose by dressing as a knight and riding up on horseback. I did that, and now I'm hooked on collecting swords, armor and clothing.
Third tip: Elope!
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Fallguy
Really Pathetic
FWL: Who says Civil War can't be fun?
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Post by Fallguy on May 3, 2006 1:19:42 GMT -5
Hmmm... What does it mean when she asks you after only knowing each other for a week in the middle of a greasy spoon? Funny thing is, the greasy spoon is now a parking lot and we're going on 7 years and 2 kids. In retrospect, location isn't so important. Sometimes it's just the place you happen to be when you both realize that no one else will ever top the other. But hey... we're weird! Six weeks from "Hi! I'm Robert." to "I do." with 7 years of stable and happy marriage is definitely not normal. (but who likes normal? )
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Post by msupsychmajor on May 3, 2006 9:30:10 GMT -5
Believe me, I was all for eloping. But my mother and my best friend talked me out of it.
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Post by Cozmic on May 4, 2006 10:11:18 GMT -5
*takes notes, then realizes he's not like those other suckers above*
.. *paints face blue*
FREEEEDOOOOOOM!!! *runs off*
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Post by Prillotashekta on May 5, 2006 11:16:16 GMT -5
Careful, cozmic. Know what happens if someone paints their face blue and runs off yelling ""Freeeeedoooooooom!"?
Right, they get drawn-and-quartered by an irate British monarch.
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