Post by Dashukta Disciple on Jul 1, 2007 15:11:36 GMT -5
**The Not So Great Dashukta Disciple shuffles into the room.**
"I regret to inform you that The Great One is still in meditation. However, during this time of philosophic absence, I volunteer my insight and hope this poor substitute assists to enucleate the vexing problems from the lives of petitioners."
**Long Pause**
A voice from the next room says, “Tell them the rest.”
"Um, yes. The Great Dashukta wishes it to be known that my answers will be wrong. He feels that all of you have advanced to a level of wisdom that allows you to recognize my ignorance. He encourages all of you to criticize me until I also see the foolishness of my responses."
"Thank you for your patience. I am now required to take my leave so that I can sniff the Great One’s sandals. He wants to know if they smell funny."
**The Not So Great Dashukta Disciple shuffles out of the room.**
"I regret to inform you that The Great One is still in meditation. However, during this time of philosophic absence, I volunteer my insight and hope this poor substitute assists to enucleate the vexing problems from the lives of petitioners."
**Long Pause**
A voice from the next room says, “Tell them the rest.”
"Um, yes. The Great Dashukta wishes it to be known that my answers will be wrong. He feels that all of you have advanced to a level of wisdom that allows you to recognize my ignorance. He encourages all of you to criticize me until I also see the foolishness of my responses."
"Thank you for your patience. I am now required to take my leave so that I can sniff the Great One’s sandals. He wants to know if they smell funny."
**The Not So Great Dashukta Disciple shuffles out of the room.**
