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Post by Motown Scrapper on Jul 20, 2006 11:10:01 GMT -5
O great Dashutka master I turn yo you oh iconclastic one to see if maybe you could answer this question and set my mind at peace evertime I come here and read the scrolling news banner at the top of the page and it starts out talking about somebodies sister who was bit by a Moose but they never finish the story I need to know...WHAT HAPPENED TO HER AFTER THE MOOSE BIT HER!!!!!!!! can you please find the answer to this question so I can sleep at night.
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Post by Dashukta Disciple on Jul 1, 2007 15:14:14 GMT -5
**The Not So Great Dashukta Disciple shuffles into the room.**
Ah, Motown. The Great One wishes you to know that you are his favorite petitioner for wisdom. Which is just great. I sit here and clean his spoons, feed him cake, scrape fungus off his backside, and he picks you. Where’s the justice in that, I ask? It’s just not fair. Let me tell you something. If I had-- **A dirty spoon flies out from the next room and hits Not So Great Dashukta Disciple on the head**
Ahem. Right. Back to the question. As I am sure you have already figured out, your question only reveals your unenlightenment. Why is it that you focus on the sister and ignore the moose? Do you not see that the moose is the true victim here? Don’t you realize that the moose is allergic to sisters? That poor sweet beast had a severe reaction that caused its lips to swell up. And moose lips are plenty big when they are not swelled up. They grew to immense proportions and completely engulfed the innocent creature’s entire face. It had to be rushed to the hospital. And not one single candy striper came by to visit it. A true tragedy.
As far as sleeping at night, I will tell you what The Great One told me. “Sleep hinders the search for enlightenment. Now get back to work. My toenails need clipping.”
**The Not So Great Dashukta Disciple shuffles out of the room.**
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Post by Motown Scrapper on Jul 1, 2007 20:23:39 GMT -5
Well Dashutka Disciple the reason I'm his favorite petitioner is simple...I ask these REALLY profound questions. Like what happened to his sister after being bitten by the moose. Or why WOMBAT no wuv me no more. Now the next question is what did she do to provoke the moose to the point that he would risk his life biting somebody he is allergic to.
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Post by Cozmic on Jul 2, 2007 19:52:01 GMT -5
He who asks shall find wisdom.. mopar'sso gonna be wiser than me..
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