Post by Munchkinman on May 15, 2006 12:38:15 GMT -5
Oh infinitely wise Dashukta. Please guide me through this latest crisis.
I have a friend, who despite my warnings and objections has been dating women. Now he finds himself trapped in an unhealthy situation. He is engaged. I am planning an intervention of course, and have purchased the following self-help videos:
“This is your brain. This is your brain in a marriage.”
Matrimony: Just say “No”.
Celibacy: A 12 Step Program.
Loneliness Can Be Your Friend.
Men are from Mars: Women are from the Planet of the Evil Mind Control Slave Lords.
I intend to tie my friend up in a cave and force him to watch the videos until the brainwashing,,, um I mean enlightenment has taken effect. Since I have no need to subject myself to this program, I will give my friend a lot of “alone time”.
Here is the hitch in my plan. As 36 dozen goldfish can attest to, living creatures in my care tend to expire quickly. I believe it is related to my inability to remember their needs for food and water. Although my friend is in a dire situation, I feel that death is too extreme a solution. Also, I can’t flush him down the toilet.
So Dashukta, how can I keep my friend alive without providing that annoying requirement of a proper feeding?
I have a friend, who despite my warnings and objections has been dating women. Now he finds himself trapped in an unhealthy situation. He is engaged. I am planning an intervention of course, and have purchased the following self-help videos:
“This is your brain. This is your brain in a marriage.”
Matrimony: Just say “No”.
Celibacy: A 12 Step Program.
Loneliness Can Be Your Friend.
Men are from Mars: Women are from the Planet of the Evil Mind Control Slave Lords.
I intend to tie my friend up in a cave and force him to watch the videos until the brainwashing,,, um I mean enlightenment has taken effect. Since I have no need to subject myself to this program, I will give my friend a lot of “alone time”.
Here is the hitch in my plan. As 36 dozen goldfish can attest to, living creatures in my care tend to expire quickly. I believe it is related to my inability to remember their needs for food and water. Although my friend is in a dire situation, I feel that death is too extreme a solution. Also, I can’t flush him down the toilet.
So Dashukta, how can I keep my friend alive without providing that annoying requirement of a proper feeding?
