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Post by Munchkinman on Aug 25, 2005 0:50:47 GMT -5
Oh great master of the secrets of the celestial spheres,
The mere mortals who refer to themselves as 'astronomers' claim that they have discovered an object past the orbit of Pluto which is being touted as the Tenth Planet. Also known as ‘2003 UB313’. In light of this ridiculous claim, I humbly ask for your insight to a difficult question.
How do I stake claim to this prime piece of real estate so that I can build a resort hotel there?
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Post by Great Dashukta Master on Mar 21, 2006 22:18:02 GMT -5
All you've got to do to stake your claim is to get there first.
For a 50% cut of your profits, I offer the use of my Hurl-O-Tron 5000 Ultratrebuchet to get you there, but you'll have to provide your own life-support.
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