Post by Munchkinman on Jul 1, 2005 23:27:59 GMT -5
Oh Great Dashukta , only the power of your great mind will allow me to escape the grip of my terrible dilemma . Please grant me a moment and hear my plea.
Great Sage, I have a neighbor that insists on engaging in annoying behavior. You see, he persists in mowing his lawn regularly once a week. This, of course, creates the illusion that my lawn is an overgrown, unkept, mass of weeds and beer cans. If this were any ordinary man, I would simply take a deep breath, utter a mantra, and restore balance to the universe by having his house burned down.
The problem is that he is a pastor in one of the local churches, and I am squeamish about committing acts of violence against a man of God. That whole wrath of God thing really has me spooked.
I beg you to answer this small question. What forms of retribution may I seek without risking a lightning strike out of a clear blue sky?
Great Sage, I have a neighbor that insists on engaging in annoying behavior. You see, he persists in mowing his lawn regularly once a week. This, of course, creates the illusion that my lawn is an overgrown, unkept, mass of weeds and beer cans. If this were any ordinary man, I would simply take a deep breath, utter a mantra, and restore balance to the universe by having his house burned down.
The problem is that he is a pastor in one of the local churches, and I am squeamish about committing acts of violence against a man of God. That whole wrath of God thing really has me spooked.
I beg you to answer this small question. What forms of retribution may I seek without risking a lightning strike out of a clear blue sky?
