Lanceman
Really Pathetic
Hi everybody!
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Post by Lanceman on Mar 26, 2005 20:17:10 GMT -5
The Easter Bunny and Santa Clause fought in a duel to the death in the middle of a pumpkin patch?
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Post by Great Dashukta Master on Mar 27, 2005 1:28:07 GMT -5
Well, that depends,
Are they using dueling pistols, swords, daggers, their bare hands (or paws), dulled spoons, or tiny stones? The choice of weapon is not really integral to the outcome of the duel, however. More important is the date on wich the duel took place. Most pumpkin patches fruit in the late summer to autumn, and the large orange gourds lying around could really get in the way. In a pre-fruiting patch, I would give the fight to Santa due to brute strength and near impenetrable natural body armor (that bowl-full-of-jelly stomach can absorb a lot of punishment), unless of course the pumpklin vines are flowering in which case the Easter Bunny would have an advantage, since Mr. Clause is allergic to pumpkin pollen. In a fully fruited pumpkin patch, we all know who would win.
Yup, its the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brow--erm--Lanceman.
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