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Mar 23, 2005 13:42:58 GMT -5
Post by Motown Scrapper on Mar 23, 2005 13:42:58 GMT -5
I have a couple of nut cases that insist on attacking me with sporks and torsion bars and I have a difficult time getting them to leave me alone ...even a TigerSaw does not seem the disuade them.What should I do about them.
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Mar 23, 2005 15:21:05 GMT -5
Post by Great Dashukta Master on Mar 23, 2005 15:21:05 GMT -5
Well, well, that's certainly a dilima, isn't it? I wouldn't worry about the sporks if I were you. Yes, they're sort of pointy and have the distinction of being ingrained on our fast-food pop-culture, but generally they are rather innocuous. The wielder generally has to work hard to break the skin, and any rashes or burns inflicted can be cleared up with a good ointment. Its the torsion bars to worry about, the blunt trauma from these can leave some nasty welts. If you are really concerned about further attacks, and smiling while asking the asailants to cease their attacks pretty pretty please with sugar on top doesn't dissuafe them, you might want to look into purchasing a full suit of good 16th century "gothic" plate armor with well-made articulated joints. Not that decorative krap, but a good authentic suit. Then, wear the armor at all times when a torsion bar attack seems remotely likely.
Now, go eat some cheese and be happy.
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Mar 23, 2005 18:35:28 GMT -5
Post by Motown Scrapper on Mar 23, 2005 18:35:28 GMT -5
Thank you for the advise O Great Font of Wisdom ..I will now attempt to procure some cheese.
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