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Post by Mr. Pathetic on Nov 9, 2006 0:40:08 GMT -5
My latest humor column.... with toon vision!! Unfortunatley the online editor hasn't updated the newspaper site so the you'll have to settle for the scanned version... I'll put up the link if she manages to do it soon.  |
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Post by blazingsky on Nov 9, 2006 1:09:46 GMT -5
The scary part to me? This is believable.  |
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Post by Wombat on Nov 9, 2006 9:26:40 GMT -5
Amazingly enough, I believe it too. I get nasty looks for it, but I take a dim view on illegals.
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Post by Prillotashekta on Nov 9, 2006 14:24:03 GMT -5
So are the "Dora the Explorer" t-shirts, backpacks, and lunchboxes the official "uniform" so-to-speak of some sort of underground railroad?
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Post by Mr. Pathetic on Nov 9, 2006 15:46:19 GMT -5
So are the "Dora the Explorer" t-shirts, backpacks, and lunchboxes the official "uniform" so-to-speak of some sort of underground railroad? That very well could be.... she is very devious.  |
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Post by Cozmic on Nov 9, 2006 17:17:44 GMT -5
Dun-dun-dduuuun!
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Post by Clangador on Nov 9, 2006 22:08:44 GMT -5
I'm not going to let my kids watch her anymore. That will fix that. ;D
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Post by liaofan on Nov 10, 2006 2:13:55 GMT -5
Hate to say it, guys, but any hope of real border reform died with the replacement of the Republican House of Representitives. Bush is all for amnesty; the only thing that held it up was the House (which had a fire set to it's ass by a massive grassroots protest).
That's all gone now.
Learn Spanish.
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Post by Mr. Pathetic on Nov 22, 2006 14:00:57 GMT -5
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Post by Cozmic on Nov 22, 2006 17:52:57 GMT -5
WOW, talk about not getting the satire! |
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Post by Munchkinman on Nov 22, 2006 19:03:39 GMT -5
Grooooan. People are so determined that they will be offended.  Although, I do like the idea of forcing Paul to watch an endless string of Dora episodes, all in the name of 'research'. |
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Post by atlas3060 on Nov 22, 2006 19:53:22 GMT -5
In response to the hate letter:
"Here we have the wild stick-up-the-bumalope(SUTB). Known to breed exponentially ever since the PCrocodile was introduced into the local ecosphere a few decades back.
The SUTB is known to bleat out at the first sign of satire because they graze in territories known to be devoid of humor or wit. You can tell if a SUTB is near by looking out for these traits:
-Does the subject bleat about how hateful a silly joke is?
-Does the subject show lack of brain cells in knowing that the joke in question showed no malice?
-Does the subject find SOME way to include "Iraq" in a conversation when that word has little or nothing to do with the joke?
-Does the subject lick the feet of Globalization like a Deer to saltlick?
If so please do not approach this animal, it is considered stupid and dangerous. Retreat back to your transport and drive away before it charges you while screaming about the effectiveness of hybrid transportation.
The SUTB was first spotted about 4 decades ago when the PCrocodile began devouring the, now rare, Jackassalope. Eventually where the Jackassalope and the Bluntasaurus, another victim of the PCrocodile, once roamed the SUTB now dominates."
This has been a Forum Animal Planet special announcement.
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Post by Cozmic on Nov 22, 2006 20:12:21 GMT -5
Wow, this thread is now really informative too!
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Post by blazingsky on Nov 22, 2006 21:01:26 GMT -5
Spammy, this is the first I've heard of you being a racist bastard. Now I know the truth! |
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