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Post by Puns McKenna on Aug 9, 2006 13:36:54 GMT -5
Ok folks I'm going to start something new here on RPP, in the hopes to get more of you involved. Jokes on any Subject.
Here are the rules:
There are no real rules. Simply PM me a word, any word in any language (If it's foreign I'll need a translation. Be advised I am fluent in the following languages: French, Italian, German, Japanese, Chinese, Gaelic[Scots and Irish], Spanish) And I will give you a joke based around this word. If any of you have watched The Muppet Show, then you'll know where i got my idea from. If not...well then you'll just have to guess.
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Post by Munchkinman on Aug 10, 2006 20:25:45 GMT -5
Why do I have to PM you? Can't I just tell you my word in a reply?
For example: "Hi McKenna. My word is 'Munchkin'. I'd like a joke please."
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Post by Puns McKenna on Aug 12, 2006 14:06:08 GMT -5
Well Munchkin you could, but i was planning to make them spontaneous jokes, not directed by comments from others.
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Post by Puns McKenna on Aug 16, 2006 13:05:07 GMT -5
How many male moose does it take to find a female moose?
Answer: Don't know. No male wants to own up to finding a female. ;D
I said I'd give you all a joke on whatever word i was sent. I never said it'd be a good joke.
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Post by Puns McKenna on Aug 16, 2006 18:53:59 GMT -5
Ten Penguins are sitting around a small hole in the ice. Four dive in and come up minutes later with a fish each and waddle away. After a moment four more dive in and come up with fish. These too waddle away leaving two penguins staring into the water. One penguin turns to the other and says. You're much larger than I am, why don't you dive in and I'll help if you get stuck. Well the large penguin thinks about this for a minute and nods. Thank you friend. So he dives in and gets stuck. The smaller penguin pushes a little but the large penguin doesn't budge. So the Little guy hops up on top of the larger penguin and begins to jump up and down. After a few jumps the large penguin pops out of the hole and rockets straight into the water. As the small penguin jumps clear of the hole, he finds himself being pelted with the fish that are flying out of the water. The Large penguin pokes his head out of the hole and sees his friend buried in fish.
One good turn deserves another, right?
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Post by Munchkinman on Aug 17, 2006 13:12:17 GMT -5
Gee, I wonder who sent her the word "Penguin". If I guess correctly, do I get another joke?
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Post by Puns McKenna on Aug 17, 2006 20:41:31 GMT -5
Gee... You know I didn't place a stipulation on how many times you could send me a word. But if you wanna try and guess, then go ahead.
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Post by Puns McKenna on Aug 31, 2006 13:06:29 GMT -5
Ok I told Munchkinman he'd have to wait till this weekend, and then inspiration hit. Something about the phrase Polar Penguin Bear that just struck me as... well... intriguing. Ok so this one is visual....
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Post by Munchkinman on Aug 31, 2006 13:10:47 GMT -5
LOL
I love it! This is getting printed out and hung up in my shop.
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Post by Puns McKenna on Sept 3, 2006 15:22:08 GMT -5
I'm flattered. Glad you liked it.
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Post by Puns McKenna on Sept 11, 2006 18:01:45 GMT -5
So it's been quiet for a while. What'd i do, kill it with that awesomely doctored photo?
anyway, I suppose I'll revive things with a teacher joke (Yes this is at my own expense)
The hazzards of teaching sign language to Tots...
I was teaching math to my oldest boy the other day, and we got to a problem that read something like this:
1 - 1 ----------- Now We all know the answer to this is Zero right? What you didn't know that? Ahh well, neither did my 5 year old. He thought the answer was 15.
The way he said it was funny. He had the straightest face of the most innnocent of angels. My jaw dropped to the table I was leaning over, and he just sat there and giggled like mad.
He said:
"Mommy, what's wrong?"
I looked at him and quirked a kind of half-smile.
"15, huh? Are you sure?"
He nodded.
"Yep!"
I said:
:Nope! The answer is 0. you have one finger and you take one away. that gives you zero fingers."
he looked at me kinda funny, so I demonstrated zero. I held up my hand and made a shape like a zero, and he said:
"Oh... you have an O! One minus one is O?"
See this is the hazzard of teaching a youngster sign language...
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Post by Puns McKenna on Sept 14, 2006 11:25:18 GMT -5
This is bound to be incredibly riduculous, but hope you all enjoy...
I had an apartment so small, all the mice were bound together by bailing wire. ;D
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Post by Munchkinman on Sept 14, 2006 17:45:09 GMT -5
Yes, ridiculous, but not for the reason you think. Bailing wire is used to bail water out of a leaky boat. And it doesn't work very well. To make bales of mice in a small apartment requires the use of baling wire.
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Post by Motown Scrapper on Sept 14, 2006 22:30:48 GMT -5
This is bound to be incredibly riduculous, but hope you all enjoy...
I had an apartment so small, all the mice were bound together by bailing wire. ;D That was unexpected. * Pictures a bunch of wire bound mice* Ooookay!
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Post by Puns McKenna on Dec 12, 2006 19:50:33 GMT -5
So... Resurection of a ghost....
Speaking of Ghosts...
Two ghosts were walking down a pier. One said to the other: "So how'd you do it?"
The other looks kind of puzzled. "How'd I do what?"
"How'd you kill yourself, of course?"
The other ghost chuckles. "Ahh that... Well see here's the thing..."
Next thing you know there's a big splash and the pier is empty save for the eeriest chuckles you've ever heard.
What's this Joke teach you?
Teaches me never to walk on strange piers...
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