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Post by Puns McKenna on Mar 22, 2007 11:52:13 GMT -5
So I was wandering around in here the other day and I began to think about this thread. My inspiration for this thread was Fozzie Bear. Why Fozzie? Well it may be because he's a muppet, but mostly I think it's because The Jokes that Henson came up with for him were funny in a stupid sort of way. Ok... so I just saw an ad... A really silly ad... But i know there are people out there that would click on it...
Adults only Nude Resort. Ok... So why is this funny? Well think about what it says... Adults only... One would think... and this may be a stretch because lots of people don't think anymore... that this would be a given. Nude beach allows children? Um.... no! Not the last time I checked.
So... a joke on this, as if the title wasn't silly enough...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What? You mean you don't see the relevence? Well it is....
The answer is the lightbulb is unimportant. The lawyers are too busy writing all the legal mumbo-jumbo for places like this.
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Post by Munchkinman on Mar 22, 2007 13:15:06 GMT -5
Lightbulb jokes are among my favorites. Nice how you worked one in.
Here is a serious response to your lighthearted post. Yes you would think the adults only would be a given. But when I watch the news and see all the stories about bad parents and the sickos, I have to admit that there are a great many sickos that would and could get children into these places. As odd as nudists are, they are not sick in the head and they want to keep the low life predators out of their resorts. It is stupid and sad that they have to explain that they are for adults only. But they feel it is necessary.
Here is a lighthearted response to your post. How many naked men does it take to change a light bulb. Just one.
Now many naked women does it take to change a light bulb. Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to keep back the crowd of naked leering men.
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Post by Puns McKenna on Mar 22, 2007 23:22:35 GMT -5
Yep I whole-heartedly agree Munchie man.
Now... More jokes sop we don't run folks off...
How many sheep does it take to screw in a lightbulb....
Punchline coming tomorrow ;D
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Post by Cozmic on Apr 7, 2007 7:13:05 GMT -5
LOL at the ghost one!
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Post by Puns McKenna on Apr 7, 2007 13:37:52 GMT -5
Dag blasted Teeth! keepin me away from the punniest site on the web.  Wisdom teeth aren't wise...they suck!
The punchline for my last joke was this:
Duh! Sheep can't change lightbulbs. But they can fight! WarSheep.
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Post by Cozmic on Apr 7, 2007 17:10:25 GMT -5
LMAO! Bad puns for the win!
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Post by Puns McKenna on May 22, 2007 20:49:56 GMT -5
Ok the word is mistress.... Feeble I know, but here y'all go.
So a woman was at the bank filling out an application for a credit card. Finished, she went to a teller and asked if she could speak to a loan officer. The teller looked at the application and said, "certainly ma'am come with me."
Fifteen minutes later the loan officer rose from his seat and stepped to the door of his cubicle. Turning back, he smiled. "I'll get you that answer on your credit card, Miss Tress."
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Post by Cozmic on May 23, 2007 3:54:04 GMT -5
..I'm not sure I get it, and I'm not sure I should.. heh.
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Post by Motown Scrapper on May 24, 2007 5:32:58 GMT -5
..I'm not sure I get it, and I'm not sure I should.. heh. You might not but I did. ;D |
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Post by Munchkinman on May 24, 2007 13:19:01 GMT -5
;D
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Wisdom teeth aren't wise...they suck!